Who the hell is Kevin B. and why does he answer your emails?
Meet Kevin B.
Hey there, bacon fans! Kevin B. here, your official mascot for The Great American Bacon Race. You might be wondering, “What does the ‘B’ stand for?” Well, I’d love to tell you, but, due to a minor cough legal complication with another Kevin B. (let’s just say there’s a certain movie, a town with no dancing, and a very catchy soundtrack involved), I’m sworn to secrecy. And honestly, every time I try to explain it, people start asking me to do the Footloose dance… again. But enough about that!
I’m here to be your personal guide to all things bacon, running, and fun. If you’ve ever participated in one of our 5k events, I’m the guy (or pig? or mascot?) who sent you those encouraging emails about upcoming races, tasty bacon snacks, and, of course, reminding you not to forget your running shoes. You might say I’m the bacon-y lifeline between you and all the sizzling, crispy goodness that our race has to offer.
And here’s the kicker: I’m not just a mascot who stands around looking cute in a bacon costume. I’m also here to answer your burning questions! Maybe you’re wondering when our next race is coming to town or what time to pick up your race bib. Or, maybe you’re just curious about whether it’s socially acceptable to wear a bacon-themed onesie to the starting line (spoiler alert: it absolutely is).
So, if you ever need help, have a suggestion, or just want to talk bacon (who doesn’t?), shoot me an email or drop me a message: Kevin@AmericanBaconRace.com. You’ll be hearing from me with updates, race reminders, and maybe even a few bacon jokes sprinkled in for good measure.
So, lace up those sneakers, get ready to run, and remember: Bacon is life, and life is better when you’re running for it. I’ll be with you every step of the way!
See you at the starting line!
Sincerely, Kevin B.
(But no, I’m not doing the Footloose dance… today.)
